Every Person Must Realize "I with all my abilities, potentials and talents both physical and spiritual, am unique in the universe.  Amongst al those alive today there is no other me.  In past generations too there was no other me, and until the end of time there will be no other me.  And if so, the Master of the Universe certainly has sent me here on a special mission that could be fulfilled by no one else but me - with all my uniqueness."  Rabbi Shlomo Wolbe.

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.  Henny Youngman

The natural state of Man, the way G-d created him, is to be happy.  Lubavitcher  Rebbe, Menachem Schneerson.  Freeman, Tzvi.  Bringing Heaven Down To Earth.

Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us 40 years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!  Golda Meir

Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.  Peter Malkin

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.  Sam Levinson

A spoken contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.  Sam Goldwyn

It's not how much or how little you have that makes you great or small, but how much or how little you are with what you have.  Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch. (Horeb, vol. 1, pg 46.)

If it ain't broken, my kids haven't gotten to it yet.  Frummy The Clown.


People often avoid making decisions out of fear of making a mistake.  Actually, the failure to make decisions is one of life's biggest mistakes. Rabbi Noah Weinberg, 48 Ways To Wisdom

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.  Jackie Mason

Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.  Oscar Levant

Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair.  George Burns

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.  Milton Berle

When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault.  Henry Kissinger

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.  Lenny Bruce

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I had lost exactly two weeks.  Joe E. Lewis